wise words

wise words

wise words
“If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can’t even change a TV channel…”

Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of a website.
You don’t understand it but you still accept it.

Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband;
the poor king can take only one step at a time ….
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.

Why do most Indian women request for the same husband, in the next life –
how can you let such good training go to waste?

All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don’t scare them….
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife …surely does

What’s Checkmate?
You tell your wife “I saw a lady, looked exactly like you” & wife asks “WAS SHE GORGEOUS..??”
You can’t say ‘No’ and you can’t say ‘Yes’ – now that’s Checkmate!

Depressed Husband to his fat wife: “You are my only investment, that has doubled.”

wise words

wise words


Posted by Bob in Wise Words / Wise Quotes
I’m a happy person…
If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit.
(Sharon Swan)

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you’ll be unhappy for the rest of your life.
(Abraham Harold Maslow)

Happiness is not in the mere possession of money.
It lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort.
(Franklin D. Roosevelt)

Human happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected.
(George Washington)

He whose face gives no light, shall never become a star.
(William Blake)

Happiness is home.
And home is not a house-home is a mythological conceit.
It is a state of mind.. A place of communion and unconditional love.
It is where, when you cross its threshold, you finally feel at peace.
(Dennis Lehane)

Happiness doesn’t result from what we get, but from what we give.
(Ben Carson)

Maybe you think you’ll be entitled to more happiness later by forgoing all of it now,
but it doesn’t work that way.
Happiness takes as much practice as unhappiness does.
It’s by living that you live more.. By waiting you wait more.
Every waiting day makes your life a little less…
Every lonely day makes you a little smaller.
Every day you put off your life makes you less capable of living it.
(Ann Brashares)

Be happy with who you are and what you do, and you can do anything you want.
(Steve Maraboli)

Happiness is a gift and the trick is not to expect it, but to delight in it when it comes.
(Charles Dickens)

There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.
(Hillary DePiano)

If we smile at someone, he or she will smile back.. And a smile costs nothing.
We should plague everyone with joy.
If we are to die in a minute, why not die happily, laughing ?
(Swami Satchidananda)

legal wise words

Never trust your father, wife/husband, pastor or lawyer with your investment, the only person with uberrimae fides (ultimate trust) in your life is yourself.

George Kleynhans